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Talk Like a Pirate Day at the Trailer Park

Car thief Turd Bobby Davis is out of detention, released to the supposedly airtight supervision of his family and "30 relatives and neighbors who live within 20 miles of the teen's home". Sporting a jaunty eyepatch and wife-beater, he left juvie in the company of his mother, grandfather and usual coterie of "Bobby ain't dun no wrong" supporters. Convention wisdom says Turd Bobby boosted a car for the trip back to the Baytown trailer park, maybe even tried to "catch some air."

I wonder how long these thirty people so concerned for Turd Bobby Davis will stick around after the Davis' family lawsuit against the railroad gets dismissed. As a smart woman told me yesterday, "When you hit the lottery you rediscover how many friends and relatives you have."

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Comments (3)

WOuld you believe that I've been without a TV most of this past week...Friday to Friday. Some remodeling at my mid-rise resulted in damage to my Sat. dish and that rendered me visual medium impaired. I refuse to read the Chronicle so I've been out of the loop.

I was thinking of this kid just the other day wondering what he and in his inbred family were up to.

So he's out of juvie, recovering from all his train wreck/jeep injuries and back home in a double wide in Bayviewchanneldena, drinking Old Milwaukee from a dirty cooler and watching TV with a potato on the antenna.

Jeez.

Smart money says that the lawyers told the family, friends and assorted hangers-on to shut the hell up and stop reinforcing the impression that they're all knuckle-dragging, prehominid apologists with an eye for the deep pockets of Union Pacific.

Kierkegaard:

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